two albums in the same year like an arty-farty drone band
10 songs per CD — Michael Schenker will better love you then
the letter that the Feder. Commun. Commiss. will send
speaks about A.C. is the best band for our children when

you can’t kill with such fantasy than you used to do it
you listen to the new Metallica and yeah, Slayer rules
in Wearing out… you will have a Mariah Carey-duet
Dorrian, Benton and Corpsegrinder are motherfucking fools

[Chorus]
You are writing refrains in the 21st Century
I hope you’ll be raped by the corpse of Mercury

the wife sucks you while you’re bracketing — you are gay
you can’t scream just doing this shitty death-rattle — you are gay
you’ve got original Yngwie Malmsteen vinyls — you are gay
your name is Seth Putnam and you’ve got two legs — you are gay

[Chorus x2]

you think we will see you at Hellfest and we’ll bang our head
but we will kick you in stomach at the scene while you’re straining
once the fucking singer of Motörhead tipsily said
that your music is like a calm river which is streaming

[Chorus x8]